It should have gone that way.

I’ve been one of those “delusional” Harmony shippers ever since I first read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.  Here’s why-

  • There is a guy I’ve known since childhood who constantly tests my patience and drives me up the wall. We can’t spend an hour together without having an explosive argument, though we have occasional bouts of affection for each other. So like R/Hr, right?  The boy in question is my younger brother. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that siblings constantly annoy each other.
  • If I wanted to show sexual tension between R/Hr, I’d have written their arguments as playful and teasing, not as vicious shouting matches that end with Hermione bursting into tears. Just to make my point clear, THIS is sexual tension (between Scarlett and Rhett in Gone With the Wind)-

“Eavesdroppers —” she began furiously.

“Eavesdroppers often hear highly entertaining and instructive things,” he grinned. “From a long experience in eavesdropping, I—”

“Sir,” she said, “you are no gentleman!”

“An apt observation,” he answered airily. “And, you, Miss, are no lady.” He seemed to find her very amusing, for he laughed softly again. “No one can remain a lady after saying and doing what I have just overheard. However, ladies have seldom held any charms for me. I know what they are thinking, but they never have the courage or lack of breeding to say what they think. And that, in time, becomes a bore. But you, my dear Miss O’Hara, are a girl of rare spirit, very admirable spirit, and I take off my hat to you. I fail to understand what charms the elegant Mr. Wilkes can hold for a girl of your tempestuous nature. He should thank God on bended knee for a girl with your — how did he put it? —‘passion for living,’ but being a poor-spirited wretch —”

“You aren’t fit to wipe his boots!” she shouted in rage.

“And you were going to hate him all your life!” He sank down on the sofa and she heard him laughing.

Compared to that, and similar scenes in other books, the R/ Hr fights are like childish sibling rivalry.

  • They say that R/Hr would be a good couple because “these uptight girls, they like them funny.” Ok, so Ron does make her laugh occasionally, when he’s not busy being spiteful and making her cry. But Ron’s not the only character with a sense of humour.  At least Fred and George make people laugh consistently. And I don’t know how to break this to you, but Harry Potter is the the wittiest and sassiest guy in the series. No one without a sense of humour can survive their childhood surrounded by the Dursleys, Snape, Malfoy and so on.
  • On the other hand, H/Hr are not even remotely like siblings. They  always support, admire and respect each other. They don’t lash out at each other vindictively when they have disagreements. With the kind of relationship they share, they will always have the first place in each other’s affections, so it’s stupid to pair them with anyone else.

Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears.
‘…then I declare you bonded for life.’ 

Unfortunately-

  • I’ve never bought into the “opposites attract” theory. I always find that I like people who are like me. I prefer what Emily Bronte wrote in Wuthering Heights-

He is more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

  • Ron has always been so jealous and insecure about his brother’s achievements and Harry’s fame. So I don’t understand how someone with an inferiority complex like his can be a good partner for an overachiever like Hermione.  Harry takes pride in Hermione’s abilities and never tries to belittle her.

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  • The H/G relationship is the most preposterous literary romance I’ve ever come across. Ginny was just a shy girl who hero- worshiped Harry, who never took much notice of her. Then, in the fifth book, Ginny suddenly morphed into a kind of “Cool Girl” (famously described in Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl). Then in HBP, Harry  suddenly developed a massive crush on Ginny out of nowhere and they got together. I think that Hermione is the only girl who really knows and understands Harry. Even if H/Hr were biological siblings, Luna would be better for Harry than Ginny.
  • My idea of love is best described by these lines from Far from the Madding Crowd by Thomas Hardy, which could have been written for H/Hr-

“This good fellowship – camaraderie – usually occurring through the similarity of pursuits is unfortunately seldom super-added to love between the sexes… Where, however, happy circumstances permit its development, the compounded feeling proves itself to be the only love which is strong as death – that love which many waters cannot quench, nor the floods drown, besides which the passion usually called by the name is as evanescent as steam.”

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My Favourite Fictional Goddesses

“There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats.”- Pablo Picasso

Picasso may have been a misogynistic pig, but I love that quote of his! I’m listing some of my favorite goddesses from literature along with the reasons why I like them.

1.Lisbeth Salander  (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson)

Because she is highly intelligent, reserved, loyal to her friends, dangerous to her enemies, meticulous in her work and always considers the consequences before taking any action. Besides, she has a photographic memory, a gift for mathematics (the one subject I totally suck at) and hacking and rides a motorcycle. In short, she’s utterly fabulous.

“Don’t ever fight with Lisbeth Salander. Her attitude towards the rest of the world is that if someone threatens her with a gun, she’ll get a bigger gun.”.

2. Jane Eyre  (Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë)

Because she refuses to let the cruelty of other people take away her sense of self-worth. She is a hard working, imaginative and independent woman who stays true to herself instead of doing what Rochester and St. John want her to do.

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.” 

3. Hermione Granger  (Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling)

Because she taught me that a passion for reading and learning is something to be proud of. She’s a beauty with brains who’s proud of being a Muggle-born and hopes ‘to do some good in the world’! She keeps her wits even when she’s tortured under the Cruciatus curse.

“I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough — I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?” 

4. Elinor Dashwood  (Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen)

Because she’s a level- headed and sensible woman in a family of overtly sentimental females. She manages to conceal her own heartbreak because she has to be strong for her family. She always remains outwardly cheerful and dignified and keeps her sense of humour. She’s one of my favorite Austen heroines. (And in case you didn’t know, Elsa from ‘Frozen’ is a bad parody of Elinor.)

“She was stronger alone; and her own good sense so well supported her, that her firmness was as unshaken, her appearance of cheerfulness as invariable, as, with regrets so poignant and so fresh, it was possible for them to be.” 

5. Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery)

Because she’s exactly the kind of talkative person I like – unpretentious, imaginative and with a wicked sense of humour. I love this freckle-faced, red-headed girl with her ordinary problems and her extraordinary ‘scope for imagination’!

“It’s been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will.” 

6. Josephine March (Little Women by Louisa May Alcott)

Because she’s a clumsy, witty, hot- tempered  and bookish tomboy who firmly resists all attempts by her family members to turn her into a ‘young lady’. And she has a burning ambition to become a great writer.

“Every few weeks she would shut herself up in her room, put on her scribbling suit, and fall into a vortex, as she expressed it, writing away at her novel with all her heart and soul, for till that was finished she could find no peace.” 

7. Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins)

Because she becomes the breadwinner of her family at a young age and saves them from starving to death. She is a real survivor on the arena- brave, resourceful and cunning.

“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.” 

8. Scarlett O’Hara (Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

Because she’s a charming, manipulative, selfish and determined  bitch. She does whatever it takes to get what she wants and never lets anything stand in her way – fire, starvation, heartbreak, Yankees or even her own sister.

“I’m tired of everlastingly being unnatural and never doing anything I want to do. I’m tired of acting like I don’t eat more than a bird, and walking when I want to run and saying I feel faint after a waltz, when I could dance for two days and never get tired. I’m tired of saying, ‘How wonderful you are!’ to fool men who haven’t got one-half the sense I’ve got, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t know anything, so men can tell me things and feel important while they’re doing it.” 

9. Sethe  (Beloved by Toni Morrison)

Because this slave woman escapes from her owners so that her children may escape her fate. When the owners track her down, she kills her own daughter to protect her from being sold into slavery and is ostracized by everyone as she struggles to raise her remaining children. How many parents would have the guts to kill their own children to protect them from a fate worse than death?

“For a used-to-be-slave woman to love anything that much was dangerous, especially if it was her children she had settled on to love. The best thing, he knew, was to love just a little bit; everything, just a little bit, so when they brok its back, or shoved it in a croaker sack, well, maybe you’d have a little love left over for the next one.” 

10. Daenerys Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin )

Because she has the qualities needed to be a great queen – she’s strong willed, compassionate, confident and wise enough to learn from her mistakes. I think Westros deserves a great queen after so many rotten kings, but then GRRM has a way of springing nasty surprises. I love the way  she is introduced as “Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. ”

Her finest moment was when she freed an army of slaves, the Unsullied, and asked them to join her as free men and free all the slaves in the city.

“You are in difficulty,” she observed. “He will not come,” Kraznys said. “There is a reason. A dragon is no slave.” And Dany swept the lash down as hard as she could across the slaver’s face. Kraznys screamed and staggered back, the blood running red down his cheeks into his perfumed beard. The harpy’s fingers had torn his features half to pieces with one slash, but she did not pause to contemplate the ruin. “Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.” The black dragon spread his wings and roared.” 

Honourable mentions- Luna Lovegood, Melanie Wilkes, Dorothea Brooke, Anne Elliot, Elizabeth Bennett, Galadriel and Eowyn.